Coats

I own far too much clothing. For instance, this is our coat closet which holds 18 of my jackets/coats/blazers, and there's even still a few that didn't make this photo. And that's also not including zip-up hoodies which can basically be considered jackets (theoretically bumping the total to 24). And six of these jackets are pink (seven if you include the salmon trenchcoat). And three of the pink ones are almost exactly the same. But I mean you can have a pink jacket and a pink windbreaker, and they may look very similar, but have completely different purposes. Ya know? Well it's true: only one will keep you content in a brisk Vancouver windstorm.