Introduction

This morning I woke up too early and I decided to take a long bath. As I was taking this bath I had two thoughts:
I own a lot of stuff.
I need to do something with this stuff.
And all while in the middle of a Douglas Coupland book! Yes, he inspires me to do great, trendy things.

And therefore I decided I was going to start a blog. This blog is an excuse to digitally vignette objects I own in an effort to:

a) pretend that I might own interesting things
b) share banal information about these possibly interesting things
c) feel that in doing so I can get rid of these things that I do not need but continue to hold on to because I have now heralded them above all other possessions of mine, and introduced them to the computer-literate world, and now they exist in a realm that is only as ephemeral as the technology which produces it, and the hearts and memories that embrace it

So it's about decluttering. I suppose it's also just an excuse to pollute the internet with yet another blatherer blathering about bother, but perhaps it may become something more. Unless I get bored. Anyways... we'll see. You are special, my objects. Shine!